Pleasure Centre: Je Joue G-Kii - Par Femme

by Par Femme

A born daydreamer, I have never been able to list punctiliousness among my character traits. It was for this reason that I completely overlooked Je Joue G-Kii G-Spot’s biggest drawcard when first trying it out. That is, its ability to curve into the perfect position to suit all pleasure tastes and body shapes (or, in other words to really go deep) at the touch of a button. 

A defence: I can count the times I’ve orgasmed from PIV sex (PIV = penis-in-vagina), without calling in my clitoris for backup, on one finger. Even though the G-Kii is marketed as a G-Spot vibrator—and for very good reason—I went for the easy option: trying out all five speeds and seven textured patterns on my overly pampered clit. I’ll keep this as brief as the passage of time between me reaching for the G-Kii and me tucked up in bed like a toasty little cinnamon bun, high on a post-orgasm cocktail of endorphins, prolactin and oxytocin. It was a rollicking good time. I went back for seconds the very next day. Thirds. Fourths. Fifths! I was the overzealous patron at the breakfast buffet, shamelessly going back for rounds and rounds of pleasure as if they might run out. And, to think this was all before I even really knew what I was dealing with! 

Shop the Je Joue G-Kii G-Spot Vibrator

Shaped like the banana sitting in my fruit bowl, and as powerful as the 1700-watt NutriBullet that will liquify it as part of my breakfast tomorrow morning, the G-Kii is a worthy addition to all vibe arsenals. No matter your level of expertise, or whether you’re among the 75% of women who have never experienced a G-spot orgasm before. For fellow G-spot novices, ease into the experience by using G-Kii completely curved so that its thick and syrupy vibrations can be felt both internally and externally at once. Use an up and down rocking motion, close your eyes, relax. Join the 25% of women who have lived to experience the enormity of a G-spot orgasm. It should go without saying that this is just a suggestion. There are no rules when it comes to you and the G-Kii

Perhaps the one thing saving it from becoming a full-blown replacement for a lover is its price tag. But really, this is easily justifiable given its impressive multitasking abilities and the fact that there isn't the foggiest doubt in my mind that you are worthy of the investment. 

The G-Kii is quiet, body-safe, waterproof and rechargeable. To recharge, place the charger directly over the G-Kiis buttons and you’ll feel the magnets pull it into place (G-Kii charges through its buttons). When charging the light will flash. When fully charged the light will stay on until the charger is removed from the buttons. Et voila, welcome to the buffet! 

Take the plunge, shop the Je Joue G-Kii G-Spot Vibrator.

— Anonymous 



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